Anyone got some good sax jokes? Or any other instument? I'm sure everbody has heard some of these but here's some of my favorites.
Why don't jazz sax players like the soprano sax?
No place to hide the drugs.
Why can't a gorilla play the sax?
He's too sensitive.
How do you make a chain saw sound like a baritone sax?
Add vibrato.
What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead saxophonist in the road?
Skid marks in front of the snake.
How many C Melody players can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.
How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five, one to change the light bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it.
How do you get a sax player off of your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
How do you get two sax players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.
Did you hear about the saxman who bragged he could play 32nd notes?
The rest of the band didn't believe him, so he proved it by playing one.
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What's the difference between a guitar player and a bag of garbage ?
The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Why bury guitar players 6 feet under?
Because deep down they're all very nice people..
What's the difference between an accoustic gutar and an electric gutar?
The accoustic burns longer.
What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common ?
Both suck when you plug them in.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
Why don't jazz sax players like the soprano sax?
No place to hide the drugs.
Why can't a gorilla play the sax?
He's too sensitive.
How do you make a chain saw sound like a baritone sax?
Add vibrato.
What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead saxophonist in the road?
Skid marks in front of the snake.
How many C Melody players can you fit in a phone booth?
All of them.
How many sax players does it take to change a light bulb?
Five, one to change the light bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would have done it.
How do you get a sax player off of your front porch?
Pay for the pizza.
How do you get two sax players to play in perfect unison?
Shoot one.
Did you hear about the saxman who bragged he could play 32nd notes?
The rest of the band didn't believe him, so he proved it by playing one.
:sign5: :smilebox:
What's the difference between a guitar player and a bag of garbage ?
The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
Why bury guitar players 6 feet under?
Because deep down they're all very nice people..
What's the difference between an accoustic gutar and an electric gutar?
The accoustic burns longer.
What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common ?
Both suck when you plug them in.
What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.