Phil Barone Classic tenor
Julius Keilwerth New King tenor (1953)
Julius Keilwerth New King Alto (1954)
The Martin C-Melody (1925)
Besson (Couesnon) Straight Soprano
Venus Curved Soprano
TaiShan Straight Soprano
Silver King metal clarinet
Bunch of about 20 other clarinets including bass, Eb, alto, Albert, wooden, metal, plastic and hard rubber.
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