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    1. Saxlicker's Avatar
      Saxlicker -
      I'm a gigging sax, and a mouthpiece addict!I haven't put another one down my neck in 3 years. That's good right doc?You gotta help me stay on the wagon, the cravings are so bad.
    1. Rennie's Avatar
      Rennie -
      So after all these sessions you tell me i need a repad!?
    1. Rittmeister's Avatar
      Rittmeister -
      I just don't feel tuned in any more, ya know?
    1. nigel ftw's Avatar
      nigel ftw -
      'I gift my wife new pearls only to find out that the two-toning bi**h is leaving me for a damn bassoon. Since then life has just been all flat for me'
    1. nigel ftw's Avatar
      nigel ftw -
      'I try not to, but vibratos are ticklish'
    1. brasscane's Avatar
      brasscane -
      I used to think I was sharp but lately I have been feeling flat. Whenever I try to express my emotions, all that comes out is a gurgle. Seems like there's some part of me that's frozen.
    1. stradivarius151's Avatar
      stradivarius151 -
      So my voice changed recently, doc. I just can't get used to it, you know? It's not that I just hit puberty, I just got a new mouthpiece...
    1. CarlHeanerd's Avatar
      CarlHeanerd -
      I... I just don't know anymore doc, I just can't resonate the way I used to.
    1. GAS_Wyo's Avatar
      GAS_Wyo -
      I'm beginning to think he doesn't love me anymore...after a gig when I'm all hot and wet, he just puts me in my case and goes to the bar for a beer!
    1. Face Ache Mike's Avatar
      Face Ache Mike -
      You misunderstand Doc, I meant I like to dress up for sEx......
    1. edwin's Avatar
      edwin -
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      edwin -
      ..well that didn't work out quite the way I intended. My efforts to edit it didn't work out either.
      Was meant to be (as best I can manage with the notes available) the first few bars of "I ain't got nobody (and nobody cares for me)"
      Never mind.
    1. cromerblues's Avatar
      cromerblues -
      I was going to take up stripping, you know......shrill here, blow job there, necking, plenty of low notes.........but then someone asked me if I knew how to put everything back if it went wrong!
    1. cromerblues's Avatar
      cromerblues -
      Anyone know how to play "slow boat from China" ?
    1. cromerblues's Avatar
      cromerblues -
      I keep having bad dreams, all my pads are falling out, what does it mean?
    1. cromerblues's Avatar
      cromerblues -
      For the past year I have been drinking heavily, so much so I went to the doc to find out why. He examined me closely and proclaimed "it really is quite simple, have you looked at yourself in the mirror?" I did, written across my middle the word "Boosey" !!
    1. ranran4's Avatar
      ranran4 -
      So Doc, I just found out when I was adopted, that my family had me laquered. When I was born I was bare brass. I'm really not sure what to feel about this...
    1. BrianMitchellBrody's Avatar
      BrianMitchellBrody -
      so Doc...I had this dream last night. I was in an elevator with Kenny G, Michael Bolton and gun with only one bullet..........
    1. trebek59's Avatar
      trebek59 -
      I've changed pads, but it still hasn't stopped the late-night leakage... Ever since Otto, I can't wear a rubber, it just doesn't feel the same...
    1. BrianMitchellBrody's Avatar
      BrianMitchellBrody -
      Quote Originally Posted by modman View Post
      so Doc...I had this dream last night. I was in an elevator with Kenny G, Michael Bolton and gun with only one bullet.......... I shot myself.

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